the white guy is killin me
shout out to water for keeping my throat sufficiently lubricated for optimal yodeling techniques
my school is basically filled with ugly and annoying people
Anonymous asked: do you mind answering who the boys current girlfriends are?
Louis - Me
Harry - Me
Zayn - Me
Niall - Me
Liam - Me
JENNIFER WAS LITERALLY REACTING TO NOTHING WHILE GOING UP THE TUBE INTO THE ARENA AFTER CINNA WAS KILLED RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER, SHE WAS LITERALLY STANDING IN AN EMPTY ROOM WITH A GREEN SCREEN AND JUST POURING OUT HER EMOTIONS WHEN ALL SHE HAD TO LOOK AT WERE GREEN WALLS AND THE CEILING
TELL ME THIS ISN’T GREAT ACTING I DARE U
I just.. THIS SENTENCE WILL IGNITE AND FUEL MANY DREAMS
I have scrolled down this about 5 times and it has almost made me cry every time omg
don’t send me snapchats from something i wasn’t invited to you rude ass bitch
i wonder whose arms i would run and fall into, if i was drunk in a room with every person i have ever loved.
I can’t stop thinking about this post.
That’s who you really love
wanting to talk to someone really bad
but they ignore your message
and you see them talking to other people
I had a dream where i had to go through stages with some strangers and we got to the end (it was horror film themed) there was this tree house we had to climb up, there was a little kid up in the tree house… He was cannibal there was a shot on the huge table but we had to hurry up and get out before we all got trapped in, one of the kids grabbed the shot and the little cannibal kid passed out we got in the tree house, we had to turn it on to make it fly, the little kid woke up and was climbing up the ladder when finally we got the flying tree house working!! ~Weird ass dream i had xD
I had a dream where i was moving into my house again in like 2000 and the guys were robbing my house and there was a bear with a shoutgun on my front porch.
I had a dream where the north Koreans turned my neighborhood into a concentration camp, and I walked in on my guards making out on my couch.
I had a dream that Louis Tomlinson spread mayonnaise in Lydia’s (from Teen Wolf) hair in a McDonald’s drive thru.
I had a dream that reacted a few times and basically I kidnapped one of Shrek and Fiaona’s babies and the entire dream is just of him chasing me as we run through different peoples’ houses knocking over stuff and in the end instead of shrek catching me, I accidentally drop the baby on a mattress that was laying on the ground and I fall off the earth and shrek picks up his baby and laughs.
I had a dream where I woke up and went into the kitchen and link was cooking eggs in my kitchennndd when I asked him what he was doing he responded “josh Ramsay kidnapped Zelda” and did backflips out of my dowsing and down the stairs
I had a dream where I was fighting Voldemort with Dumbledore’s Army in the Hall of Mysteries except it was a grocery store and Voldemort disarmed me and I threw a hot dog at him and he ran away.
I had a dream where my mom warned me that the ducks were coming and my flashlight would only make them come faster, but I didn’t believe her and they descended upon us and ate her while screaming at me in Swahili. I don’t even know how I knew it was Swahili but it was.
fairly certain that my physics textbook snapchats are my greatest achievement in life
that first one
Bitch got moon rocks he said